Friday, March 8, 2013

8 March 2013

In the year 2000!

Prediction: Barber shops will be completely mechanized.

Predictor: The French postcards from 1900

Reality: A machine with no viewing apparatus moving a straight razor around my face and neck? Oh, just shut up and take my money!

This is so dumb I have to think it possible someone was being ironic.

Looking TWO WHOLE DAYS ahead... INTO THE FUTURE! This weekend, we get World War III and World War IV, both of them already over by now and the survivors stuck in a weird apocalypse, brought to us by Harlan Ellison.

Join me then... IN THE FUTURE!

2 comments:

  1. Obviously Vincent Price's inspiration for his invention in Edward Scissorhands.

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  2. Obviously. the Nerd is strong in this one.

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