Friday, March 8, 2013
8 March 2013
Prediction: Barber shops will be completely mechanized.
Predictor: The French postcards from 1900
Reality: A machine with no viewing apparatus moving a straight razor around my face and neck? Oh, just shut up and take my money!
This is so dumb I have to think it possible someone was being ironic.
Looking TWO WHOLE DAYS ahead... INTO THE FUTURE! This weekend, we get World War III and World War IV, both of them already over by now and the survivors stuck in a weird apocalypse, brought to us by Harlan Ellison.
Join me then... IN THE FUTURE!