Tuesday, March 5, 2013
5 March 2013
Birthdays
Jake Lloyd b. 1989
Jolene Blalock b. 1975
Adriana Barraza b. 1956
Yes, the kid who played Darth Vader when his only super power was a nearly inhuman power to annoy is now 24.
Ms. Blalock played the Vulcan from Enterprise, the Star Trek vehicle that made me decide I was under no obligation to watch Star Trek vehicles any more. It also had the absolute worst theme song of any TV shows or movies and the second place finisher isn't even close.
Sorry, none of this is her fault. Many happy returns, Ms. Blalock.
Prediction: 1978: Delos David Harriman buys the moon
Predictor: Robert A. Heinlein, from The Man Who Sold The Moon, published 1951
Reality: Here is Heinlein writing about his two favorite things, space exploration and naked capitalistic greed. It turns out that in the real world, these are not two great tastes that go great together.
We are more than sixty years past his publication date and no one has figured out the profit generating enterprise that can only be done in outer space.
Looking one day ahead... INTO THE FUTURE! Wednesday is John Elfreth Watkins Day and he foresees the future of photography. I've said it before, I'll say it again, for a guy from 1900 he was really good at this stuff.
Join us then... IN THE FUTURE!
Monday, March 4, 2013
4 March 2013
Prediction: A working model of the interplanetary rocketport of the future at the moment the rocket departs.
Predictor: Popular Mechanics magazine, 1938
Reality: I break one of my rules today because I wanted to display a larger version of this month's splash illustration. No date is attached to when this rocketport will be available, but I love the the style of the painting and the vivid primary colors which remind me of the Max Fleischer Superman cartoons from about the same era. Note the ocean going ships in the foreground that give a sense of scale.
As for reality, the blast from a interplanetary rocket exhaust would not be as neatly contained as is shown here. Once the engines get past the top of the firing barrel, the heat would spread out, effecting everything below it. Anyone on that ship below better be inside because the heat would be vicious.
This illustration, which sadly has no attribution to the artist, is from the 2009 book The Wonderful Future That Never Was, a compendium of predictions from Popular Mechanics magazine made before 1969. It is available at Amazon through this link or you could order it from your local brick and mortar bookshop. I'm sure they would appreciate the business.
Looking one day ahead... INTO THE FUTURE! Tuesday is Heinlein's turn. Will we be hearing from The Sensible Heinlein or The Ridiculous Heinlein? Tune in tomorrow to find out.
Join us then... IN THE FUTURE!
Sunday, March 3, 2013
3 March 2013
Birthdays
James Doohan b. 1920 died 7/20/05
Prediction: March 1975: Biological warfare between the USSR and the People’s Republic of China starts a plague killing most of the world’s population.
Predictor: The Omega Man (1971)
Reality: The interesting twist on this end of the world scenario is that the good old USA is NOT involved in the final conflict, which is instead set off by the damned soulless evil commies fighting one another.
The story is an adaptation of I Am Legend, the 1954 novel by Richard Matheson that has been the source material for several films throughout the years. The book is sometimes referred to as "the first modern vampire novel" and also influenced many people writing zombie apocalypses. The earlier film adaptation The Last Man on Earth (1964) clearly influenced Night of the Living Dead (1968) and several plot devices are found in the modern British zombie films 28 Days Later and 28 Weeks Later.
Looking one day ahead... INTO THE FUTURE! This month's splash illustration at the top of the page is explained in greater detail.
Join us then... IN THE FUTURE!
James Doohan b. 1920 died 7/20/05
Prediction: March 1975: Biological warfare between the USSR and the People’s Republic of China starts a plague killing most of the world’s population.
Predictor: The Omega Man (1971)
Reality: The interesting twist on this end of the world scenario is that the good old USA is NOT involved in the final conflict, which is instead set off by the damned soulless evil commies fighting one another.
The story is an adaptation of I Am Legend, the 1954 novel by Richard Matheson that has been the source material for several films throughout the years. The book is sometimes referred to as "the first modern vampire novel" and also influenced many people writing zombie apocalypses. The earlier film adaptation The Last Man on Earth (1964) clearly influenced Night of the Living Dead (1968) and several plot devices are found in the modern British zombie films 28 Days Later and 28 Weeks Later.
Looking one day ahead... INTO THE FUTURE! This month's splash illustration at the top of the page is explained in greater detail.
Join us then... IN THE FUTURE!
Saturday, March 2, 2013
2 March 2013
Birthdays
Daniel Craig b. 1968
Gates McFadden b. 1949
Craig gets on the genre list for Cowboys and Aliens and The Golden Compass.
The picture position goes to an actress better known for her work in the genre, Gates McFadden.
Prediction: February 1982: A plane carrying the deadly MM88 supervirus crashes, releasing the plague into the natural environment. The earth’s population is quickly wiped out, saving only 863 scientists and supporting personnel spending the winter in Antarctica.
Predictor: Virus, a 1980 Japanese film
Reality: Of course, the Japanese blame the Americans and Europeans for this disaster. But this was the most expensive movie ever made in Japan up to that time and you can't even find it on imdb.com. (I looked it up on Wikipedia.) It also had Chuck Connors, Henry Silva, Robert Vaughn and Bo Svenson. None of these actors ever showed up in a bad film just to cash a paycheck.
Okay, maybe one or two of them did.
But the movie also had Sonny Chiba! How far wrong can you go with Sonny Chiba?
Looking one day ahead... INTO THE FUTURE! Yet another Star Trek birthday and yet another biological warfare apocalypse.
Join us then... IN THE FUTURE!
Friday, March 1, 2013
1 March 2013
Birthdays
Zach Snyder b. 1966
His best known movie is 300, which does not count as a genre film, but Watchmen, Sucker Punch and the soon to be released Man of Steel certainly do.
In the Year 2000!
Prediction: Fleets of blimp trolleys will take vacationers on summer vacations to the North Pole
Predictor: postcards printed in 1900 by Hildebrands German Chocolates
Reality: The reality is I love the German chocolate postcards. I'll be sorry when they are all used up. I have plenty of material for the predictions, but these illustrations are really keen. I'm especially fond of the two by two nature of the critters looking up at the blimps, the polar bears, walruses, seals, even two of the three dogs near the Eskimos in the foreground. North Pole = Eden, not a visual metaphor you see every day.
Oh, wait... "reality" is supposed to be where I say if the prediction is any good, not give a little art critique. Oops, my bad.
The prediction is weak. There is some tourism to polar regions, cruise ships and the like, but blimps flying in close formation is just asking for Hindenburg size disasters. The winds can be vicious near the poles in any season.
Looking one day ahead... INTO THE FUTURE! Here's two words I don't get to type often enough. Sonny Chiba! And, oh yeah, we all die in a plague in 1982.
Join us then... IN THE FUTURE!
Thursday, February 28, 2013
28 February 2013
Birthdays
John Turturro b. 1957
Mr. Turturro has had a great career and very little of it in fantasy or sci-fi films, but he was in the Transformers movies so his name is mentioned here.
In the year 2000!
Prediction: Our bodies will last longer. Even immortality may be in the cards.
Suspended animation will be used for travel into the future, fixing the ailments currently fatal and used for space travel.
Predictor: Arthur C. Clarke on Horizon, a BBC-TV series in 1964
Reality: Asimov got famous with his Three Laws of Robotics. Maybe I should come up with Three Laws of Humans.
Law #1: We are machines made of meat.
Law #2: Machines break down.
Law #3: Get used to Law #2.
Our bodies are lasting longer, but immortality doesn't look likely and suspended animation runs into the problem that hypothermia tends to cause brain damage. At least Clarke conceded how far it is between stars and faster than light travel just ain't gonna happen if Einstein was even close to correct.
Okay, here's law #4.
Law #4: Einstein was close to correct.
Looking one day ahead... INTO THE FUTURE! You know what we haven't had in way too long? A German Chocolate postcard from 1900 telling us about life... in the year 2000!
Join us then... IN THE FUTURE!
John Turturro b. 1957
Mr. Turturro has had a great career and very little of it in fantasy or sci-fi films, but he was in the Transformers movies so his name is mentioned here.
In the year 2000!
Prediction: Our bodies will last longer. Even immortality may be in the cards.
Suspended animation will be used for travel into the future, fixing the ailments currently fatal and used for space travel.
Predictor: Arthur C. Clarke on Horizon, a BBC-TV series in 1964
Reality: Asimov got famous with his Three Laws of Robotics. Maybe I should come up with Three Laws of Humans.
Law #1: We are machines made of meat.
Law #2: Machines break down.
Law #3: Get used to Law #2.
Our bodies are lasting longer, but immortality doesn't look likely and suspended animation runs into the problem that hypothermia tends to cause brain damage. At least Clarke conceded how far it is between stars and faster than light travel just ain't gonna happen if Einstein was even close to correct.
Okay, here's law #4.
Law #4: Einstein was close to correct.
Looking one day ahead... INTO THE FUTURE! You know what we haven't had in way too long? A German Chocolate postcard from 1900 telling us about life... in the year 2000!
Join us then... IN THE FUTURE!
Wednesday, February 27, 2013
27 February 2013
Birthdays
Timothy Spall b. 1957
Many happy returns to a great British actor best known to genre fans as Wormtail in the Harry Potter films. He's done a lot of great work in a lot of interesting films. Two of my favorites are Topsy Turvy and The Damned United. As I do more research, I may find other people who share a birthday with Mr. Spall, but it will be hard for me not to make him the picture boy for 27 February, because All Sentient Beings Love Timothy Spall.
Prediction: Aerial War-Ships and Forts on Wheels.
Giant guns will shoot twenty-five miles or more, and will hurl anywhere within such a radius shells exploding and destroying whole cities. Such guns will be armed by aid of compasses when used on land or sea, and telescopes when directed from great heights. Fleets of air-ships, hiding themselves with dense, smoky mists, thrown off by themselves as they move, will float over cities, fortifications, camps or fleets. They will surprise foes below by hurling upon them deadly thunderbolts. These aerial war-ships will necessitate bomb-proof forts, protected by great steel plates over their tops as well as at their sides. Huge forts on wheels will dash across open spaces at the speed of express trains of to-day. They will make what are now known as cavalry charges. Great automobile plows will dig deep entrenchments as fast as soldiers can occupy them. Rifles will use silent cartridges. Submarine boats submerged for days will be capable of wiping a whole navy off the face of the deep. Balloons and flying machines will carry telescopes of one-hundred-mile vision with camera attachments, photographing an enemy within that radius. These photographs as distinct and large as if taken from across the street, will be lowered to the commanding officer in charge of troops below.
Predictor: John Elfreth Watkins in the Ladies' Home Journal in 1900
Reality: Yep. That's pretty much modern warfare. Note that he used "balloons and flying machines" in a sentence. He's predicting heaver than air flight six years before Kitty Hawk. He figures out that tanks are going to make cavalry obsolete. Submarines already existed, but he figured out how they would be improved.
If someone wanted to nit pick, the silent cartridge is not used that much and automobile plows for trenches aren't widespread either. He doesn't mention atomic bombs, missiles and drones, but he's writing this stuff in 1900 and he is A Sensible Person. He extrapolates the trends of the day in a remarkably reasonable way.
As I have said before, I loves me some John Elfreth Watkins. He only has about 30 predictions so he'll only be holding down the Wednesday slot on the blog for about the first half of the year. I'm going to miss him when he's gone.
Looking one day ahead... INTO THE FUTURE! Arthur C. Clarke talks about the wonderful medical advances we might expect... in the year 2000!
Join us then... IN THE FUTURE!
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